Hello! Is Moonshark. Moonshark say, long time since Moonshark have front page article but Moonshark believe is overdue if Moonshark does say so Moonshark self.
Moonshark is shark from Moon, and Moon have important event come soon: is visit by astronauts from Earth for first time since before Moonshark born! Moonshark excited say hello! Hello Earth astronauts!
Moon is best
Moonshark remember stories from Old Grandpa Moonshark about other times astronaut come visit Moon. Grandpa Moonshark ramble a lot, but also got autograph from Pete Conrad. Grandpa Moonshark say Pete Conrad definitely funniest astronaut come Moon. But Moonshark also hear Artemis II astronaut Victor Glover very funny too, so maybe Moonshark meet Victor and get one up on Old Grandpa Moonshark, make Old Grandpa Moonshark jealous!
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